Tuesday, 18 August 2009

I wrote a strongly worded

email to She magazine after seeing the pictures of Angelina Jolie with her tattoos airbrushed out. It's supposed to be a magazine about confidence and how you shouldn't change for anybody, what a contradiction.




I found this little quiz so thought I'd give it a bash.


Who's your inspiration?
Lauri Ylonen. He dropped out of school to write music, losing the respect and support of his family and now his band have 8 albums and he owns a recording studio in Finland, talent scouting and giving others the support he never had.
Also my Nan. She was born in Malta, was split up from her siblings and put in an orphanage when she was 8, lived through the war then moved to England and had kids with a man that beat them up so she left him and went it alone, finally meeting my Grandad who is amazing.


Who would play you in a film?
I'd love Angelina Jolie to because her and her ex used to stab each other whilst making love and she wore a vial of his blood around her neck. She's pretty cool.


What's your guiltiest pleasure?
Books about career girls who get lots of money and sleep with powerful men.


What's your favourite comfort food?
I don't know, eating makes the pain worse because it adds guilt to the mix.


And your favourite smell?
Perfume of course, Lynx, bonfires, varnish and Lush soap.


Which trait do you dislike in others?
I HATE ANYONE WHO IS EVEN A LITTLE PRETENTIOUS. IT'S UGLY, BORING AND HORRIBLE.


Who would you invite to your dream dinner party?
Lauri Ylonen, Marilyn Manson, Kurt Cobain, Sid Vicious, John Lydon, Bob Marley, Angelina Jolie, Peter Andre and my mum.


What's your big vice?
Black coffee, loud angry music and making up stories inside my head.


What's your all time favourite novel?
Memoirs of a Geisha and Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.


If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
I'd have a concave stomach with a navel piercing and a tattoo on my hipbone.


What's your greatest extravagance?
Books. I spend all my money on books and alcohol.


What's the best advice you've ever been given?
Fuck what people think and do what you want.


Which beauty products can you not live without?
Black eyeshadow, black nail polish and toning shampoo.


What's your worst habit?
I am too highly strung by a long way but I like it.


Who's your secret crush?
I don't have secret crushes. I want to marry Lauri Ylonen and have a lot of sex with Cam Gigandet.


What's your nickname?
Ask Heather she's got a whole book of them.


When did you last cry?
Arguing with Heather.

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