It's odd

You know, how people over Myspace and Facebook really try and impress and advertise themselves in the hope of getting complete internet strangers to friend request them. But what really gets me is that nobody is that nice, you know? They can't be being totally honest when they're all "I'm a nice girl, I like animals and chocolate and sleepovers and I want a perfect boyfriend." Please.

My honest review would go something like this:

"Hi. I'm Danielle, I'm 17 and I'm at Bury College studying all the usual things. Psychology, English Lang., Photography and Sociology. The only one that means anything to me is English. My dream is to travel, write and make memories. I'm really sarcastic and blunt and my sense of humour can be extremely immature and crude. I judge people who can't spell or hold a decent conversation and I hate the fact that everybody looks and acts the same. I love anything philosophical or any kind of conspiracy theory and I only respect the people I argue with. My emotions are extreme to the point where experts once worried but it's better than being numb from all the pills that anyone with a shred of passion is supposed to take. I like a lot of different kinds of music and I don't try to be cool in any way so if you're pretentious you might as well fuck off now. My hate of anything pretentious can be a problem because I like art cafes and poetry so I encounter unbearable people a lot. I don't like many people but I rarely bitch and I never stir or cause trouble. I can be funny when I want to be but mostly I really can't be arsed and I will quite happily sit there with a face like a slapped arse. I try to please nobody but myself."

Now doesn't that make me sound like a lovely person?