The Stone Roses was

hotpants and wellies, overpriced chips, sliding around in the mud, all bob marleys classics, being so close to the front we could practically see nose hairs, the most amazing beatboxer ever, getting sweaty, sunshine, poppers everywhere, everyone with their arms round everyone, sore toes from being jumped on, sore joints from doing the jumping, 'I didn't know plan b thought he was black', ian brown being paige's flatmates dad and a complete dilf, singing to redemption song under fireworks, not seeing a single sober person all day, a man called dave inviting himself home with us and insisting on group hugs, paige attracting a bald guy with a ginger beard, smuggling vodka into the vip tent feelin like a criminal, feeling like celebs with our plastic wristbands while all the peasants had paper ones, 4878439 ian brown clones, dancing to reggae and motown at the afterparty, neon dancefloors, everyone being on lsd, everyone partying in their wellies, getting my extensions nearly ripped out god knows how many times, having a man fight for our honour, arriving home feelin like a swamp monster.