Maneater

Promiscuous: adjective 1 having many casual sexual relationships. 2 indiscriminate.

Boring: adjective tedious and uninteresting.

Dislike: verb (dislikes, disliking, disliked) not to like somebody or something.

It is a common misconception that all non-promiscuous girls dislike promiscuous girls or "slags" as they are more commonly known.

Let me point something out.

This is not true.

Of course, speaking completely subjectively, I personally would not dislike a girl based on how many people she sleeps with. IF, and it is a big if, I could understand why she was receiving so much attention.

If she was thin with big boobs, a pretty face, an ability to hold an intelligent and interesting conversation and a cracking sense of humour then of course I wouldn't hate her. There'd be nothing to dislike. I wouldn't spend time with her purely because I would be envious of how pretty and likeable she was so I wouldn't want to be friends with her for fear of being overshadowed (most people are friends with people completely different from themselves for this very reason).

For example, one of my good friends Katherine is the COMPLETE opposite to myself. She is loud, blonde, one of the nicest people you will ever meet and very classy in the way she dresses. I am quiet, brunette, fucking horrible and all of my clothes are ripped. The people that are likely to fall in love with Katherine are not going to look twice at me and vice versa. It's a primitive, survival instinct. We are attracted to our opposites.

So no, girls do not hate promiscuous girls if they have likeable qualities. They are merely jealous of them.

The dislike comes into it when a girl somehow manages to get more cocks in her coop than a farmer whilst simultaneously having absolutely no qualities that justify this behaviour.

Take a stereotypically boring person.

Someone with mousy hair, pale skin, a forgettable face, conservative dress sense and a vocabulary that does not extent beyond the realms of "oh, okay" and "oh, that's nice" and "oh, really?". Add traditional interests such as baking and you've got yourself what is commonly referred to as an "Average Joe" (Or Josephine if we're being PC about it).

WHY does a person like this have the right to have sex with every boy that she comes into contact with?

WHY are so many boys attracted to a person like this?

Yes boys and girls, it is not your common streetwalker that provokes such bitterness in the hearts of so many young girls but these seemingly innocent and invisible predators that somehow steal all the fresh meat from under the noses of intelligent and beautiful individuals.

And that spuds, is the kind of girl that myself and many girls before me cannot stand.

As for the big-boobed man-eater, she can carry on, she's earned it.

And just in case anyone was wondering if this is aimed at anyone, I'm not gonna lie, of course it is, it's aimed at someone who fits the above description who has had sex with my boyfriend and all 20 odd of his close male friends. Having worked her way though that friendship group she has moved on to another, watch out guys.